LIVEBLOG: JUNE 5, 2023

5:10 a.m. Emilio woke me up mewing and scratching at door. Fed both cats and went back to sleep

9:09 a.m. Eating oatmeal in bed. Paid overdue phone bill and now looking at emails and text messages. Very tired after yesterday's drag brunch. Legs itchy from shaving. Gave Emilio his milk and then he bounced. He waits around until I give him milk every morning and then leaves to go hunt. Lilou also went out. Hoping it will be sunny today so I can sunbathe

9:15 a.m. Watching RuPaul's Drag Race Season 5 on Sabir's Paramount Plus account. I remember watching this season back when it aired and being *shocked* that Jinkx Monsoon was the winner, and I kind of still get it. She is so demure and awkward and just sobbing and crying all the time. Of course she does well in the challenges but she is overshadowed somewhat by the other bigger personalities, who nevertheless all seem to recognize that Jinkx is getting the winner edit and all gang up on her. I still think Alaska should have won. 

11:31 a.m. Went out to sunbathe but the sun kept going behind a cloud. Now looking out window and it looks sunny again...but looks can be deceiving!

11:47 a.m. Masturbated while watching pornography

11:59 a.m. Showered, scrolled tweets, looked at emails. Very tired

12:04 p.m. Fed Lilou her third meal of day. She is extremely picky and will only eat tiny amounts of food at a time, so I have to feed her 5 or 6 times a day

Ate 2 small handfuls of cashews, prepared cold brew for tomorrow and now boiling 3 eggs

12:13 p.m. Emilio caught a chipmunk. Now he is rolling around on his back to celebrate. Observed honeybees and bumblebees pollinating rhododendron. I keep seeing people's rhododendron bushes in bloom and they're all so HUGE!!! The other flowers I see everywhere now are phlox, which I love. We have a fenced-in "garden" area which we haven't used for anything in years, right now it is full of beautiful, mysterious phlox 

1:32 p.m. Sprayed on some "Attaquer le soleil" by Etat Libre d'Orange. I sort of disliked this the first time I wore it but now I love it and almost want to buy a bottle. There is a kind of dark, dangerous, unsettling mystery to it that I can't get enough of. Jacked off again. Twice in one day is a lot for me, usually I do it twice a week or so, but I'm still totally exhausted from the show yesterday and just lying around like a bum. I feel like I have a hangover though of course I didn't drink anything

1:47 p.m. Ate chicken soup that I made the other day. I used purple carrots for the soup which turned the broth purple which dyed the chicken purple. Didn't finish b/c I was still full from the eggs

5:10 p.m. Drove to Oneonta to go to the health food store. I swear everyone was driving horribly today, people kept pulling out in front of me and there was a huge truck riding my ass all the way home. Bought sauerkraut, muesli, oranges, and some chocolate granola for the endorphins. Tried to peel an orange while driving home and sprayed juice all over the windshield and almost hit 3 turkeys that were crossing the road. Fed cats their evening meal. Mom home from weekend in Ithaca. Watched another Drag Race

6:21 p.m. Cleaned make-up brushes and straightened up in studio. Put on short blonde wig and beanie hat and pink sunglasses. GG said "you look like you play wow and pretend to sell coke." Procrastinating cleaning the litter box. I switched to a new litter made of cedar after the previous corn-based litter started attracting rodents, raccoons, deer, and bees to the spot where I dumped it on the edge of the field. The cedar smells nice but it doesn't clump and requires that I empty the whole box and clean and re-fill it on a regular basis. I'm getting hungry so I guess I'll do the box and then "reward" myself with food

Forgot to say earlier that I stopped at the dairy farm on the way back from Oneonta and bought milk. June is dairy month!

8:27 p.m. Did litter box, ate purple soup plus a carrot and an orange, then threw away some old tuna and raw liver that I meant to cook. I don't hate liver but I have trouble working it into my meal rotation. I think I'll try looking for some liver capsules, I could definitely use the nutritional benefits. Went for short walk and ran into Emilio by my uncle Tim's pond. E joined me for the rest of my walk. Then I ran into Tim in his Mule and he said he saw Emilio up by his compost pile again

10:49 p.m. Dicked around online for 2 hours instead of reading. Saw that the Island Boys are now gay together apparently, or pretending to be. Ate granola while watching finale of Drag Race 

11:44 p.m. Read the same 2 pages of Brad Phillips that I already read last night 

11:46 p.m. Passed out